Drivers looking for a giggle have been told how to take the rudest road trip across America as the glorious summer weather approaches.
From Poopdeck Street in Alaska to Hanky Panky Street in Las Vegas, vacation car rental experts at StressFreeCarRental.com have researched the most offensive road names in the country to create the ultimate route for brazen travellers.
With cheeky signs dotted all over the country, the rude road trip takes drivers across several states to catch a glimpse of all the crudest spots in America.
Texas, New York and California are just three states motorists will tick off as they embark on the road trip to hunt down these strange attractions.
As drivers make their way through Manhattan, enjoying the iconic views of the Big Apple, they can grab a selfie at the infamous Inwood intersection, where Seaman Avenue and Cumming Street meet.
Texas also has a few prime examples, with Big Beaver and Kickapoo Road causing many a curled lip as road trippers travel through
Big Beaver Road has even been dubbed one of the worst street names in America because the name happens to be a dirty innuendo.
To add to the problem, this road in Detroit, Michigan, is ironically exit 69 along the I- 75.
A spokesperson for StressFreeCarRental.com said: “Those looking for the most eccentric road trip, or RV convey, this summer should look no further.
“We have created the rudest road trip in the whole of the US, which is bound to be the wackiest drive you’ll ever take, covering over 12,000 miles.
“From Dick Street in New Jersey to Hiscock Street in Michigan, the American roads deliver on providing ridiculously weird attractions which give the traditional road trip an edge.
“Whoever named most of these cheeky streets was clearly having too much fun, as the placements of some of the roads is conveniently outrageous.
“Funnily enough, Holy Trinity Episcopal Church is located on Cumming Street between Seaman Avenue, which is also conveniently one block from Dyckman Street.
“Stick on your sleazy play list, have a laugh and visit these crude spots across the USA, although we do recommend leaving the kids at home.”
Here is StressFreeCarRental.com’s rudest US road trip based on geographical proximity:
Starting at Morning Wood Drive, California, the road trip covers over 12,000 miles and is estimated to take over 200 hours, which has been calculated using the distance to each location if driving non-stop.
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Destination |
Distance between (Miles) |
Time between (hours) |
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Morning Wood Drive, Laguna Niguel, CA 92677 To Hanky Panky St, Las Vegas, NV 89131 |
297 miles |
4 hour 20 minutes |
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Hanky Panky St, Las Vegas, NV 89131 To Poopdeck St, Homer, AK 99603 |
3545 miles |
63 hours |
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Poopdeck St, Homer, AK 99603 To Big Beaver Rd, Texas 75453 |
4138 miles |
70 hours |
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Big Beaver Rd, Texas 75453 To Kickapoo Rd, Texas |
243 miles |
4 hours 19 minutes |
|
Kickapoo Rd, Texas To Weiner Cutoff Road, Weiner, AR 72479 |
566 miles |
5 hours 52 |
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Weiner Cutoff Road, Weiner, AR 72479 To Booger Branch Rd, Georgia 30711 |
440 miles |
7 hours |
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Booger Branch Rd, Georgia 30711 To Assawoman Drive, Ocean City, MD 21842 |
730 miles |
11 hours 30 minutes |
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Assawoman Drive, Ocean City, MD 21842 To Butt St, Millcreek Township, PA 16506 |
489 miles |
8 hours |
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Butt St, Millcreek Township, PA 16506 To Dick St, Clifton, NJ 07013 |
419 miles |
6 hours 24 minutes |
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Dick St, Clifton, NJ 07013 To Seaman Ave & Cumming St, New York, NY 10034 |
20 miles |
54 minutes |
|
Seaman Ave & Cumming St, New York, NY 10034 To Crotch Hill Rd, Maine 04605 |
463 miles |
7 hours 14 minutes |
|
Crotch Hill Rd, Maine 04605 To Hiscock St, Ann Arbor, MI 48103 |
1054 miles |
17 hours 19 minutes |
|
TOTAL |
12,404 miles |
8.5 days (204.23 hours) |
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